2 Dec 2011

And Then, Stands Back In Amazement….

In these dark and dismal days of impending financial melt-down, Middle Eastern mayhem, Iran an' the bomb, soaring UK unemployment and immigration, a quarter of UK homes – I'll say that bit again – a quarter of UK homes in fuel poverty, in great part down to this fine upstanding pillar of the mentally deficient, and nobody can find anything amongst all that lot to write and complain about, or jump up and down about on the wireless or that new fangled tellyfusion thingy in the corner.

Then Jerry tries a funny and thousands of the righteously indignant find pen, paper and the time to rant and rave and complain most bitterly. About an obvious joke.

Even that young lad with the strangely large forehead, who's accidently and terrifyingly, found himself in charge of the country, got to remark upon the joke, "That's obviously a silly thing to say and I'm sure he didn't mean that."
You're sure he didn't mean that? You're sure? "…take them outside and execute them in front of their families." You're sure he didn't really mean that? I'll wager
that statement sounded better in your head Dave. Anyhoo, well done ya' little tinker, we now have two jokes.

Everything else still okay in your bubble then Cameron Minor?

Oh, Dave, give our regards to little Nicky Teacosy when you get together today for ice cream and lashings and lashings of ginger beer. And to save the World of course. Cool, thanks. Hay, Don't forget your lucky Harry Potter pencil case. I do believe you'll need it.

Give me strength……

Quote; H. L. Mencken.

"Puritanism; the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Edward Abby.

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”

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