And Then, Wot’s in a name...

   I see Head Rambles is as lost with wot he saw over at Nanny Knows Best as, I imagine, nay hope, many folk are. Let’s just settle for one name for all and everything: Thing? So’s a quick conversation, conducted by tow things meeting in the street, could run along these lines:
”Hi, how are you thing?”
”Hello there thing, I’m fine thanks. How’s your other thing?”
”Fine; back home doing the ironing. How are your little things?”
”Little things? you mean my things of a low age? They’re good. They’re round visiting the related things of high age right now.”
   Initially, I envisaged a number as well but it quickly occurred to me that this wouldn’t work because as sure as night follows day, a thing or two would complain as they’d been given an odd number and that thing over there had a fancy even number. So we’d all just be things. As I see it this will just be another step in the current direction of travel anyway.
   In other news, I saw someone had made an interesting observation  that, with information regards the vaccine dripping out daily, that it would seem to be no more than an extremely expensive Lemsip  with unknown long term side effects. Seems about right.

Quote;  H.L. Mencken.

“The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.”