This old one popped into my swede while watching the ‘news’ and seeing those rubber rafts are getting
ever bigger
With the rising tide of people running away from Africa and seeking a home in Europe, and by definition, the UK, and many folk expressing concern that this is basically leading
to population displacement/replacement, I have a cunning plan.
Let's stop all the whining and get a grip people. Why don't we just select an African country and let 'em all in; even send help with
transport so's they can skip the risky sinky boaty bitty in the middle of their trip. However, and this is the cleaver bit, as they come, we go there.
Twenty thousand sleepy lagoons imported from there
to here to equal twenty thousand ol' whitey exported from here to there. Over a relatively short period of time ol' whitey will be relocated down south the way with our survival and empire building instincts kicking-in
big time.
First boat out should be loaded-out with entrepreneurs, engineers, builders, farmers, fishermen, drillers and miners just to kick-start the grand adventure and to draw up plans for the countries
infrastructure. Roads would be a low priority as they will most likely be in better shape than the roads we'll be leaving behind. Also a contingency of the Royal Corps of Engineers to assist the RN guys get the docks up
to snuff and the RAF guys upgrading the airports, the faster to export and import the two populations. Or import and export if you're still over here waiting your turn to go.
Is the entire indigenous population
of this island welcome to our new home? You're kidding, right? This is a one-off; a new start building a country from the ground-up so we need to be a tad selective with who we can best live without.
Those NOT
required on voyage would be, but not be limited to, the following:
Bed-wetting Timidadians and puritanians, no woke wobblers, nobody called Karen, Ant, Dec or Piers, no green goblins, no politicians or councillors of
any political persuasion. No bureaucrats, civil serpents, any and all charity and quango employers/employees, tele-sales people, all teachers from primary right through to university level. No lawyers and members of the judiciary,
anyone involved with or has any connection to the MSM, especially the BBC, with the possible exception of Sponge Bob. The Royal family? We'll choose and then give them the choice but if they come, they'll have
to build their own homes using their own money and their own hands. And content themselves with just appearing on stamps and nothing more.
Seems to me it could be a win-win situation. Blank canvas, new start,
full employment as we build our new country and harvest its abundance of natural reserves to be used and exported and a new industrial base based on the future. And the weather? It's guaranteed to be better than that wot
we get up here.
Say what now? You'd like to go but you'd miss your fox hunting? Trust me, there'll be stuff down there for you to hunt but, unlike fox hunting, if you get it wrong you'll
quickly discover you've become the hunted. Sorry? You're not up for that sort of challenge? You're not up for that sort of trip then.
Quote: Alan Gratz.
“You can live as a ghost, waiting for death to come, or you can dance.”
