And Then, Hello…

   Yup I’m here just not so much in tap-top tapping mode any more.
   You see the ‘news’ that Ed Minibrain, in his new job, is giving 88 mill away to a land far, far away to help folks improve their conditions{?} and get ‘em water? Meanwhile, right here, just up the road from wot where Eddy lives, many, many thousands of folks have recently been without water for very many daze. Let that sink in...
   Anyhoo, you seen the price of diesel right now? See? I followed grubbyment advice a long time ago and got us a diesel car and it’s been a good un. No worries regards soaring diesel prices and possible total loss of all diesel, as I’ve got it booked into a workshop to get it converted into a two folk pedal car. I’m quietly confident my little nest of vipers and myself can pedal our way to the shops on rainy days and, owing to the cunning way the pedals will be connected to a rechargeable battery, we’ll be able to relax and drive home. How cool is that then?

Quote: George Weah.

“Education is a continual process, it's like a bicycle... If you don't pedal you don't go forward.

And Then, Assisted Goodbye…

   I see from a brief glance at the ‘news’ on our televisual receiving device that the assisted death bill is up there again.
   May I humbly suggest that if this divisive billy is turned down and you really, really want to exit this mixed up, muddled up world wot you’re in, for reasons, there’s a simple way round a ‘no’ vote.
   Firstly, do a little research and locate the most criminally iffy area of the place wot where you live then, one fine mid evening, dress up smartly, roll up your sleeves so as to expose your posh wrist watch or gold bracelet, put your wallet, partly exposed, in your hip pocket, or handbag, dependent on your chosen pronoun, loosely hold your ‘smart’** phone in your hand and go for a wobbly walk in that iffy area. When, not if, when you’re confronted a naughty boy, offer pretend resistance to aggravate the confrontation and make the aggressor reach for their pointy stabby thingy. These daze, that should see you off pretty quickly. Bu-by.

**Addendumadodad: Again, watching the recent ‘news’ and what folk are doing with ‘em, it would seem smart phones will soon be rebranded as smut phones.

Quote: Anthony Liccione.

“These days, it's better to look poor and be safe, than look rich and be a victim.”

And Then, Just A Choon…

   Well, so, I see our puppet prime person has handed the blue prints for the making of long range missiles to those Ukranky nutters. I’m guessing, as I’m sure y’all are, that they’ve already been onwards sold on to the highest bidders, right?   
   Anyhoo, It’s also reported that Vlad the lad is a tad annoyed at this and has threatened to retaliate and this has shown me just how very cleaver and forward thinking our prime puppet really is. Wot did he do just a phew weeks ago? Yup, he reduced and capped bus fairs at two quid. See? It’s going to make it so much cheaper for us down here to evacuate Vlad the lads potential target areas as they become known. How cool is that then? Have a choon prime puppet;

                           

  Anyhoo, seems like it’s a good{?} time to be approaching the end of the line amongst all the present misery and I ran into this nice little number;

                     
Quote: Ann Landers.

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.”