15 Feb 2020

And Then, An Accelerator...

Because of the number of pills I’m required to pop on a daily bases, both morning and evening, a little bit after a while ago I got me one of they seven day, AM and PM pill dispenser thingies like wot’s pictured below.


Wot I’ve discovered since starting to use this bit o’ kit and doing the refill jobbie every Saturday evening, is it’s seemingly uncanny ability to interfere with the space/time continuum and to dramatically accelerate the passing of time as no sooner have I filled him than it’s Monday and the first pod is empty again. Take another few swallows and  - whoosh – it’s re-fill day again and I’m left wondering where that week went. 

Actually, I know where it went, but I’m sure you get my drift. And to confirm this, when Saturday evening sprints into being and I chance to glance along the sofa, my little nest of vipers is coiled up there so I know I haven’t left her back in Tuesday. Having thought that sentence through, I just may try to refine this time/speed thingy...

Quote;  Jef Mallett.

“If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.”

2 comments:

A K Haart said...

Surely it's a while before Saturday evening sprints into being...

Oh hang on...

Mac said...

A K Haart,
'Mistake' caught and corrected in the nick of time there eh?
In my defense, let's say I notice things getting progressively quieter through the week.