30 Dec 2018

And Then A Conspicuous Absence...

Further to the Z-boat armada in the Channel, I see Savage Javelin has cut short his holiday and awarded a gold something or other to someone unknown so that should be an end to the illegal landings then.

Anyhoo, have you noticed something like wot I have noticed regarding these landings? I’m sure you have. Is I ever going to get to give a hint as to wot I’ve noticed that I’m sure you’ve also noticed? Below is a hint.

Remember wot now seems like years ago, when that refugee thingy first licked off here? Remember all those celebrities - yeah, I know - politicians and SJW types, all frantically signalling their virtue, grinning inanely and flourishing those big Welcome signs for the media? Where are they now then?  Isn’t this an opportunity made in heaven for them to do all that doing good stuff for real?

Why aren’t they patrolling those cold southern beaches, big Welcome signs and a blanket to the fore, rescuing those poor fellows before they fall foul of those dastardly Immigration chaps? Hell, it’s not like it’s a 747 load is it; they’re just popping up in easily manageable slack handfuls per Z-boat. Easy to whip ‘em off the beach right quick – okay, after the photo op - and into their four-by-fours and away round theirs for a nice cup o’ tea, a clean-up, a warm-up and a jolly nice meal before being shown the spare bedrooms that they’re welcome to use until...
So where are they? Come on! The TV camera crews are there already just waiting for you to show-up.

In other news I see the health police are now warning us about the ‘dangers’ of processed meat; primarily, it seems, bacon. Never a day passes without a warning about something. Will bacon adverts be banned from the London underground and TV? Are these the first tentative steps towards a march to ban bacon altogether? If so, why on earth would anybody want to ban our beloved bacon? Say wot now? Oh, right...

Quote;  Doug Larson.

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

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