Had an away-day yesterday down the smoke. More on that tomorrow. It was a good day, but one thing I will say is, that on the train back, we tried to decide which nationality we spotted the most of. Sadly, the ‘locals’ didn’t even make it into the top twenty. Man, where were we all hiding?
Anyhoo, it’s that day tomorrow so remember; as you walk, okay, drive to your place of polling, be of good cheer and of very big heart and make an inky cross in the best box. It’s our turn now and in the simplest of ‘unbiased’ terms, it’s our choice between these two:
Union Jack star spangled sphincter
Quote; Abraham Lincoln.
“Elections belong to the people. It's their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters.”
2 comments:
If I had my way, every person who votes “Stay” today would be given (or, perhaps, forced to buy) one of those plastic steering wheels issued to fretful youngsters faced with a long car journey. If we vote to leave it would be a constant reminder of just how much say they would have had over the EU’s direction had their appalling short-sightedness won the day; and if they win, they would be forced to wear it all day anyway because I’m a spiteful old b*gger :-)
Caratacus,
That's a very good idea. Suction cupped to their foreheads? Then, as you passed one, you could give the wheel a twirl and really get 'em spinning.
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