With thanks, yet again, to Rickey for forwarding this to me. Thanks buddy.
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. 
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable!"
In other news I note there's apparently nothing of import that needs governmental attention going on in the world or, indeed, the country other than…… yup, the critical matter of plain packaging for cigarettes. What springs to your mind? Too many ministers – too little sense? See above again.
Quote; Ronnie Shakes.
"After twelve years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said: 'No hablo inglés.'"
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