15 Nov 2014

And Then An Excuse….

…..for being a no-show here over the past few days.

The excuse is I don’t have one other than, during the course of my frantic daily affairs, absolutely nothing’s happened here worthy of talking about never mind typing about. All a  bit boring really.

We’ve been nowhere and done nothing, other than that wot I needed to get done outside. Even all meals have been prepared and consumed at home and may I add that during the various processes involved relating to the preparation of these gastronomic extravaganzas, no colanders where damaged. In fact I’ll go yet further; no colanders where used.

I did, however, receive a nice little number for which many thanks to Big D down-under. By the way D, I believe you have our dear leader right now. Feel free to keep him, okay?

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone to the Doctor.
"My wife’s pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No" shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
His wife says, "Why don't you  put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog’s still missing.
"What did you put in the  paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy".

It’s Saturday and the weather’s miserable here so let’ step a little bit back in time the ways. It matters not one jot wot your political persuasions are as the lyrics seem to work even better now than they did back in the day  and it no longer seems to matter who’s clammy hands are holding the levers of  ‘power’. Once upon a time was a long time ago indeed.

Quote;  Jon Kabat-Zinn.

“When you pay attention to boredom it gets unbelievably interesting.”

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