15 Jul 2014

And Then Some Words Of Wisdom….

See? I do a bit of DIY and it seems everyone’s at it. Even  ol’ Dave Cummerbund’s having a go and is busily engaged in building a cupboard or some-such. I wonder, did he go down to the timber yard or did he have some old planks lying around? You’d think, him having the job what he’s got an’ all, he’d be able to afford to get down to Ikea and just buy a flat-pack cabinet.

By the way Dave, I’m betting, if you do go down the flat-pack rout, that at the end of the day you’ll discover you’re several screws short of stable cabinet.

Anyhoo, that’s nothing to do with wot follows and where did I copy these, wot I’ve pasted below, from? Damned if I can remember so if I loaned them from you, I apologise for not mentioning you. However, whoever you are; thanks and please feel free to take them back in a couple of days. No need to ask; just DIY.

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Practice safe eating-always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes all by itself.

Quote;  Bill Cosby.

“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”

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