31 Aug 2013

And Then We Came Third….

The Honourable, Lord knows how folk get to be called that, Paddy Splashdown has noted, jolly angrily, that us not wanting to bomb some place to stop the fellows who live there bombing it themselves, has reduced us to a third rate country.

Paddy ol' pally, you really do need to get out more. Third rate would be great as we've been down around fourth rate for some considerable time now, mainly as a result of the ineptitude of our fifth-rate politicians who, apparently, we're dumb enough to keep voting for. 

See Paddy-Whack? We're dumb enough to vote for dumb people to take care of us thus that can only signify we're a dumb, lowly rated country. As it also seems that so many of us are too dumb to figure that out, dumbness is bound to perpetuate.

And have you seen the state of our roads? We preparing for stab at sixth rate then? Remember the old headline? "Hurricane Strength Winds Inflict Two Million Pounds Worth Of Improvements To Northern UK City."

Fourth rate would be fine by us by the way but, annoyingly, you fifth rate politicians seem to believe you're first rate and fit to rule the World.

Quote;  Barack Obama, 2010. 

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."

            Italian Proverb.

"Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."

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