20 Aug 2010

And Then There Wuzz A Wall….

Enjoy this clippie for a Friday – sorry about all the talky stuff at the end of him. I must point out to you that if you STOP watching when the talking bit STARTS, nothing will happen to you. Honest. I’ve tried it. Just stop him and go to be doing something else. NOTHING BAD HAPPENS.

I will a bit of work be doing this weekend. This will be the taking down of a garden wall wot is starting to lean towards the neighbours. One good gale and the neighbours could be wearing it.

It’s a ten foot run by eight feet high, with pillars, of breeze block construction. This wall has been built on the edge of a two-inch thick concrete footpath with no footings but lots of tree roots burrowing away below!! I ask you, what kind of idiot would build a wall that weight without footings? No, really, you would have to be a complete nutter to do that, right? Honestly, who in their right mind would do that? Yup, you’re right, it were me wot, like, did it, about six years ago………… “Footings? Nah, it’s only breeze block, she’ll be right." Nay brain, nay pain.

Quote; John Wayne.

“Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

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