6 Aug 2010

And Then It Was A Globally Warmly Weekend….

It’s a shabby looking start to the weekend here, not sure what it’s like there, but most definitely shabby here. Just when, exactly, does this warming thingy kick in?

Waaaiit a minute!! Of course! It’s all those great big planet saving, hugely expensive, bird slaughtering, output of a dud U2 battery, fans keeping the temperature down isn’t it? How dumb can I be getting? Tell ya’ what though – it’s going to be a cold sucker when another quillion of those mill wind beasts are built don’tcha thunk? And people are STILL buying fans!

Enjoy the weekend and, please, no bar room brawls….

Quote; Jay Leno.

"According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet."

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