And Then We Got Rain….

   The weather forecast the other day predicted very heavy rain here for the whole of the next day with a drop of up to a months worth of rain. All with the added scary amber alert of the risk of getting wet. Wot did we get? Right here, wot we got was a little light drizzle starting at about ten thirty and it was all over by a bit after midday.
    And these forecasters who have trouble forecasting for a phew hours ahead are part of the same team of experts who’re predicting that, unless urgent action is taken by you and me right NOW, such as limiting our private jet flights and motorcade trips to the shops and heating our swimming pools, the world will finally boil to destruction at precisely 09:36 on the 15^th of July, 2034.
I’m guessing the end will come a tad earlier than that and, looking around right now, could be triggered by one of two things.
    Firstly, some old fellow with his finger floating above the nuke button and the stand down button presses the wrong one with the final word, “Whoops” as he reaches for his very last ice-cream.
    Or secondly, that planet wot’s using this planet as its lunatic asylum, in the hope the lunacy would breed out of us inmates, has one last flyby and finally admits failure and directs that giant asteroid at us to make an end to their tried but failed experiment.
    Okay, one more bass number for the fifteen minute prisons we’ll all soon be in;

Quote; Vivian Greene.

“Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain.”

          Roger Miller.

“Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.”