22 Jun 2023

And Then, A Can...

   You may have missed it, but it seems some rich fellows are having a bit of a do in a very expensive tin can. As sad as that may be, it’s five folk on a paid for adventure and with the wall to wall, twenty-four seven coverage, you’ve got to wonder wot’s going on out there wot’s being buried by this sad can squirrel have you not?
   Regards the above, did you catch the early reporting by some ten year old journalistic gem who stated that those in the can should start to limit their breathing? Yea, right; panic rising but just breath easy and only when you really, really need to okay?
   In other ‘news’? Why the cost of living circus – sorry, crises of course and that’s really got the medias panties bunched up. I don’t remember this hyper ventilating in the past when interest rates were wot, fourteen percent was it?
   Anyhoo, rising interest rates making mortgages and rents way more expensive for folk and small businesses will, apparently, bring inflation down. Maths never was my strong point but I’ll need time to work that one through...
   Got it! Seems folk will have less disposable kelly so will spend less. I guess those up there have figured out that folk buying less stuff will result in less folk needed to make stuff thus more folk on bennies, right?
   Wot’s the betting savers won’t see the full interest rise like those wot owe money will.
   Let’s give all that no never mind and send a phew more trucks of money to that Ukranky washing and rinsing machine.
   Oh, happy Windrush y’all. Damn! Can’t resist it. Go on, laugh out loud;

Quote;  Saki.

“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”

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