24 Aug 2022

And Then, Ferry Me Do...

   Looking at the number of gimmigrants wot crossed that perilous stretch of water the other day, ably assisted by that force whose first intent is the protection of our borders, that being the Royal Navy,  I’m betting Vlad the lads military advisors have a cunning plan should that Ukranky bit o’ bother escalate. And that plan would just be a copy of the invasion plan presently in action.
   As Vlad’s lads sweep through Europe they just need to ensure that, bringing up the rear, they have a plentiful supply of dinghies. Thus when they hit the channel all they’d have to do is paddle part way then be helped the rest of the way by our own navy. RNLI lifeboats will obviously be there to help with any stragglers. Troops landed on this once green and pleasant land and not a shot fired in anger.
   Hell, they’ll even get nice hotel rooms to rest up after their tiring journey through Europe. Possibly not, as all our hotels must be close to fully booked by now.
   Giving that no never mind, should it come to pass, and looking at the state we’re in here right now, Vlad and his lads will probably be welcomed with open spare bedrooms...

Quote;  Foggy.

“Just when did the command, ‘Standby to repel boarders’ change to, ‘Standby to greet lodgers’?”

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