Well, so, it would seem the hot record was broken momentarily at a couple of airports. No surprises there then. However, it would seem that any heat above thirty nine triggers instantaneous self combustion as I see we nearly had another great fire of London much to the relief of the media and their scare the audience agenda.
You want to bet that environ-mental nutters with matches were behind some of those ‘instantaneous’ fires? How dare I even suggest such a thing. One thing I do guarantee though, is that once all investigations into the causation of all those ‘instantaneous’ fires is concluded, any results found to go against the scare mongering climate narrative will never, ever get a mention in the media.
Moving on, here’s a tip for the warm weather that’s missing from the media instructions. If you’re like us, elderly and dumber ‘un a rock, try to break that winter habit of turning on the electrickery blanked twenty minutes before turning in. Possibly a tad late with that ‘tip’ as I believe it’s going to get cooler than the past two- yup, just two – days of panic inducing heat right soon so expect to be getting the appropriate cool weather guidance incoming shortly.
Oh, and if it rains and you can, stay indoors or you’ll get wet...
Quote; Laura Esquivel.
“Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can't strike them all by ourselves.”
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