19 Jun 2022

And Then It’s Creeping...

  I’m sure I’m not alone in seeing an old favourite making a comeback and slowly, very slowly creeping into and up the news cycles. And that would be? Why, co-co of course.
   With the ‘alarming’ rise in ‘confirmed’ cases being reported it would seem the experimental chemi cocktail needs further tweaking before this next co-co outbreak reaches panic mode and we’re all summoned for another round of modified punctures. If this comes to pass, I’m guessing uptake will be dramatically down on the first merry puncture go round.
   However, on the plus side, I seem to remember seeing that ‘they’ve’ got the go ahead to shoot the juju into babies in the US. Speechless I be.
   It’d be hard to beat this for further mind-bending news but this almost makes it. And that would be the ‘news’ that our tussle haired leader has been back to Ukrankie to offer further funding  - where does all this money come from? Oh, us - and training so they can continue killing each other over there. Our funds that’d go a goodly way towards helping folk over here. You know, the folk wot he was elected to protect and serve. That fighting also isn’t very net zero friendly is it? or does ‘their’ net zero actually relate to working towards zero people?
   Interestingly, at almost the same time, one of our top military bods has stated we need to start preparing our own troops for World War Three.
   I’m also a tad lost on wot training is needed for a nuclear meltdown. Stand to attention and face your flag as you fry?
   Time for this oldie again you think?

Quote;  Rodney Dangerfield.

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one as usual. 😊

Mac said...

Anonymous,
Thank you. I try as the one thing they really don't like is being laughed at. And boy, they make it easy.