Well, so, you scared of omi-con yet? Whoa, you should be. Seems that the magic chemi-cocktail, even a brace of shots, isn’t going to protect you from possibly getting the sniffles so the cry’s gone out – louder – to get a booster. I feel that whoever released the ‘news’ regards omi-con and its mild symptoms better be careful crossing the road. Yet more proof, should any be needed, that this has nothing to do with a flue variant.
A million punctures a day? And, sadly, there’ll be queues. At least pictured on the ‘news’ rounds. Oh, the pressure on the poor NHS, blessed be its name. Wot to do? It’s obvious wot’s coming but you laughed when I suggested that, in the near future, the first lesson to be taught in primary schools will be self injection.
Anyhoo, standby for at least one{?} more variant incoming. And the next one will be found to be mega transmissible and also to alarmingly increase the chance of heart conditions, blood clotting and strokes. Especially in the younger. Thus the asses of those puncture fanatics wot would rule over us get covered.
Luckily, and coincidentally, a ‘new’ four shot booster is simmering in witches cauldrons up and down the country and will soon be ready to poke into y’all so be scared but also rejoice...
Anyhoo, I’ll leave you with a preview of the latest government co-co ‘information’ video designed to subtlely encourage the young to go get punctured regardless of wot mummy and daddy may advise...
Quote; Steven Wright.
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”
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