Well, let’s pause a moment on this fine August day and celebrate the fact that, despite all the hoops and hurdles, Penny Farthing and his rather large collection of cats and dogs have made it ‘home’. It seems his human helpers weren’t so lucky. It’s a dogs life eh? Oh, wait a minute...
Please remember, if you ever travel to possibly dodgy areas of the World, always have a dog or cat to hand to ensure your timely rescue.
Here’s an oldy for the fellow and his pals.
The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car.
Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book.
Each one unshipped his asshole,
And hung it on a hook.
One dog was not invited
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall,
And loudly shouted, 'Fire!'
It threw them in confusion,
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another's asshole,
From off another hook.
And that's the reason why sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why sir,
When doggies chance to meet
And that's the reason why sir,
On land, abroad or home,
They'll sniff each other's backside
To see if it's their own.
Quote; ??
“Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”
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