Well, so, I see Hancock’s Half Hour has reached the end of its run and has been replaced by a new run of an old favourite, Savage Jab-it. Where’s he been hiding and waiting? Shuffle the deck and pick a card. Replace the last card drawn back in the pack, shuffle and draw as and when required.
Never mind the relentless pressure by the media to go get punctured, there follows something wot may give some undecideds pause for thought. You may also wish to pause for port before taking a look at wots below in blue.
Ran into this info wot’s apparently been released while everyone was like, totally captivated by the awesome antics of Squirrel Nutcock. Make of it wot you will. I understand the BBC is in the process of fact checking this information ready for a major news channel special report that’ll also feature yesterdays London Freedom March. Really? Nah, only kidding.
All I can say is stay strong people, strive to be happy and don’t be afraid of the dark.
Quote; Howard Zinn.
“Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra nice things about you, and you get to hear them.”
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