And Then, Last Again…

   Saw wot's below in an image in the comments over at Going Postal and rather than transcribe decided to see if there was a text version out there so I awoke yesterday and did a quick Google then went downstairs and searched the Wibbly, Wobbly Web and wasn’t too surprised to find so many examples. Giving that no never mind, here it be again. Made me smile and is in a similar vein as The Doggies Held A Meeting as well as being close to fact... Enjoy:

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "; because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I’m responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and fired insults at him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood became toxic.
They all quickly thought about it and finally decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story? Even though all the others do all the hard work, an asshole is almost always the one who gets to be in charge. 

Quote; Richie Norton.

“I’ve seen too many leaders misunderstand leadership. They divide, instead of unite. They avoid their role in collective purpose.”

Erika M. Weinert

“Now when I think my boss is a shit-head, I can actually do something about it. I love being my own boss!”