Well, so, we’re finally getting some seasonally warm weather in parts of the country and folk are, so we’re supposed to believe, screeching for guidance. Whoa! The sun’s come out, won’t someone please, like, hold my hand? I need guidance, assistance and comforting quickly. So wot do the govern-mental do? Why issue a level three Heat Health Alert of course. Really? A sunny day health alert? Yup, Really. I’d love to know their budget...
The media are helping of course by advising folk not to go out in the sun without first smearing their bodies with sun blocker; otherwise know as vitamin C blocker. Seems like only yesterday the ‘advice’ was to get out into the sun to boost your bodies vitamin C levels to help it fight-off the dreaded co-co does it not.
Anyhoo, as we ventured out, on a fourth level sally, into the killer daylight today we saw that almost all had castoff their outer garments to expose voluminous folds of flesh to the killer current-bun so it seems the message isn’t scary enough.
I see the need for a govern-mental smartphone app for that to possibly include some sort of scanning thingy to confirm you’re complying fully with all govern-mental warm day guidance before your permitted to leave the shelter of your home. Or better still, how about introducing warm day compulsory lockdowns? That’ll work.
Just one more in the almost daily parade of frighteners we’re becoming accustomed to I guess. Hay, look up there. You see that? No, it’s not a cloud; it’s the thumb we’re now living under...
Quote; Anthony J. D'Angelo.
“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.”
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