And that overwhelming sensation would be happening to the NHS, blessed be its name, according to the MSM.
But, but, but aren’t there only about a thousand of us left wot are unpunctured filthy plague carriers? Isn’t everyone else once, twice, thrice popped? How can this be? Surely ‘they’ haven’t been telling us porky-pies all this time regards the wonders of their experimental elixir of life have they? Will we never be told the truth regards wot those unfortunate folk are actually in doc for/with? Proper co-co? Seasonal flue? Puncture ‘side effects’? I guess we can guess, right?
However, all is not lost as the media are incessantly urging one and all to get punctured for the nth time to reduce pressure on hospitals and to save Christmas. Book early as demand is huge. Yeah, right.
Wot’s that creeping up to round the corner soon? A jabba-dabba-do to protect us against climate change? Oh Boy! Need it! Need it NOW! Me! Me! Me first!
Who’d a thought we’d end up in an abusive relationship with those elected to serve and protect us eh?
Quote; Dave Barry.
“I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.”
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