With our tussle haired leader having to hide in his box again – and long may it continue to contain him – other top dogs are cluttering up the air waves today. One of interest, young Rishi Sad-sack, stated that there will be exciting announcements later this week regarding the governments green agenda. That would be the green agenda it’ll soon be **illegal to speak against.
Please don’t think for one moment these announcements will be along the lines of full ahead fracking and the re-opening of coal and gas fired electrickery generating plant thus providing us all with affordable juice.
Have you spotted one possible trick that could be announced? Well, guess wot, it’s the motorist again; let’s charge them by the mile they drive and some speak of a charge of one pound fifty per mile... If that comes to pass, it’ll be interesting listening to the ‘experts’ explaining the ‘dramatic’ effect that’ll have on cooling down{?} the planet.
Oh, come on now, you must remember all these loony plans being mentioned by them back when they wanted your vote, right? No? Oh...
This grand global re-set folks talk of looks to me like replacing us with the polar bears and cockroaches. And I give the cockroaches the edge on that one. Hell, cockroaches are at the top already, they’re just dressed proper right now...
**Wot the hell; an old one:
Wot’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is to break the law. Illegal is a sick bird.
Quote; Steven Wright.
“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?”
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