17 Jul 2019

And Then A Top Idea...

And that top idea was discovered via this ‘ere site leading to that there site. Well thought of that man and how can any of these extinction ‘warriors’, greens or any eco loon not happily volunteer? isn’t it exactly wot they want for one and all? How exciting and virtuous for them to be in the vanguard of their brave new world. Usual apologies and thanks to the author. Be well...

aden wellssmith;

The Green problem can be easily solved.
People register as being Green, or not Green.

  Then for Greens, we add them to the no fly list. Until such time as there are plans that fly on renewables with no high altitude pollution. The cool thing about this, is that its easy to do. A green stamp in the passports, and they are added to the no fly list. It just uses an existing system.
   We then tell the DVLA. A green logo is attached to their driving licenses. If they are caught owning, or driving a vehicle running on fossil fuels, or cars that pollute then the cars are crushed. That Green logo means electric powered only.
   Given we know who they are, we get the 20 gas suppliers to cut off the gas supply. We can check if they are cheating by cross referencing against the electoral role. If they cheat, they are barred from voting.
   For electricity, the same applies. They have to have a smart meter and a green tariff. No subsidies for Greens, its all on the bill. The smart meter is then linked up that if there is insufficient Green power for them, we cut off their supply remotely, until the wind blows and the sun shines.
   For those that are arrested and convicted as part of extinction rebellion, its automatic.
   These Green ideas need a grand experiment, on volunteers, to make sure it works.
   That will fix the system very quickly.
   Of course to come off the Green tag, well that's going to take some time. Bureaucracy for you.

I think wot should be added to that is the parents and teachers of any school kid participating in any of they ‘save the planet’ strikes, should be automatically added to the list and the kids should get an automatic lifetime membership.

In other news, there’s yet another breakout of non stop Trumpton bashing but, I, me and myself, fail to understand how saying that if some folk don’t like it there, why don’t they go home,  can be waisist? Sadly, the first bit of his statement seems to be missing from all reporting and is just reported as Trumpton telling four sleepy lagoon commie ladies to go home.

Moving quickly on, and giving the above no never mind, with barely containable excitement, I’ve discovered that today is World Emoji Day. Oh joy! Is it too late to organise a street party you think? I do hope you’re all taking part in all sorts of fun stuff where ever you are.  Really, ah shacks ma heed.  I still believe Arsicons are more fun but, sadly, the use of them never really gained any traction:

(_!_) A regular arse
(__!__) A fat arse
(!) A tight arse
(_*_) An arsehole
{_!_} A swishy arse
(_o_) An arse that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my arse
(_X_) Leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) A tired arse
(_E=mc2_) A smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse

Quote;  Dave Barry,

"When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer."

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