12 Sep 2018

And Then, Carolina...

Watching the news over the past few days it seems Hurricane Florence is fast approaching Carolina. I hope everyone is either out o’ there or prepared as best as humanly possible. However, sad as I am, I couldn’t resist this James Gregory routine regarding tornadoes and hurricanes.

Stay safe over there and no offence to you fine folk, but hay, this is damn funny.

           

Quote;  Ambrose Bierce.

HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in popular use in the West Indies and is preferred by certain old-fashioned sea-captains.    

           Carl Hiaasen.

“The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.”

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