1 Oct 2017

And Then, On The Other Side...

Further to last nights post and the thought of ending up ‘over there’ with nothing to do – for ever, I remembered an old post wherein I reproduced something from a Blog site many years ago. No idea what the Blog name was or who the author was so apologies again.

Anyhoo, the thinking that reminded me of it is that, in the unlikely event we do ‘move on’ this may give us some ideas as to what to do to kill time ‘over there’. ‘Kill time’; clever eh?

The content sort of dates it and yet the message hold up. I have no strong feelings either way for anyone or anything mentioned, it just makes me smile out loud every time I read it and now I’m sure we can all add hundreds more names and hates to the list. I note that smartphone salesmen are mentioned. Times have moved on and just the word ‘smartphone’ could trigger a further four foolscap** pages of hate. And still it makes me smile...

"……..Those of us who made it to Heaven will have a damned good laugh at the expense of all the sinners who now have to be judged. This is when we get our revenge on the thugs, the vandals, the slackers, the bed wetter's, the shirt lifters, the bed wetting shirt lifters, the prostitutes, the destitute, the loony left, the limp-wristed middle, the fascist right, the Australians, the Belgians, income tax evaders, Belgian prostitutes, Australian shirt lifters, travellers, hoarders, spendthrifts, the rich, the super rich, Paul McCartney and Wings, Dale Winton, travelling rich people who know Dale Winton, anyone called 'Wayne', BMW drivers, shirt lifting rich travelling fascist BMW drivers, the Liberals, the Democrats, the Lib-Dems, the Tories, the income tax evading Tories who vote Liberal, Daily Mail readers, sports teachers, Thatcher, Hitler, Dale Winton again in case we missed him first time, Ken Magnolia, anyone called 'Ken', mobile phone salesmen, Colonel Sanders, bed wetting sports teachers called 'Ken' and blokes in white jeans."

**After all these years a spell checker tells me that the old name for A4 paper isn’t/wasn’t fullscap at all, but foolscap. Foolscap? Are they kidding? Damn! Who knew?

Quote;  Elvis Presley.

“Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them.”

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