29 Nov 2014

And Then Negotiations Start….

Mr Cummerbund has decided to don a very cleaver outfit in an attempt to thaw Angel Merky out and ‘lighten the mood’ at the forthcoming renegotiation talks.

He’ll apparently pose as Mrs May thus showing all those assembled the humour behind his devastating negotiating skills until he judges the mood is just right before whipping off his cunning costume to, it’s hoped, much laughter to start  the serious, but obviously doomed, attempt to renegotiate something that he knows is totally un-negotiable. Good call!!

Here’s a preview of our Dave kicking-off his light-hearted attempt to make the unwinnable fun in true British style.

A peek at the pre-prepared press release follows; “We didn’t expect to win anything and in that respect we weren’t in the slightest bit  disappointed but, by jove,  we had some super  fun dressing-up.”

Quote;  P. G. Wodehouse.

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
"The mood will pass, sir.”

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