This, I believe, has been around for many years so you've probably seen it before. Then again, just in case. I guess it'll be a total mystery to anyone below of an age like wot my age has become with the rapid passing of time. Although, let's just weight a minuet hear.
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
To end, I watched a little TV yesterday morning. Actually, it's quite a big TV but I only watched a little bit. Actually, I watched all the TV, but only for a little while. Anyhoo, anyone catch Huhne? You did? Oh, you beauty! Please, please hang on to him 'till I get there!
Quote; Washington Post reader submission for a word contest.
"Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp."
The Goons.
"He walked with a pronounced limp. L-I-M-P, pronounced, 'limp'."
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