17 Sep 2010

And Then There Were These ;) Thingies….

I guess we’re all familiar with those little dot an’ bracket emoticon thingies? Below are some alternative thingies sent to me a little bit after a while ago by my very good friend D. W. who lives far, far away. That is, far, far away from here, where I be, not far, far away from there ‘couse that’s where he be.

Anyhoo, I’m sure that if you’re a ‘user’ and use these, then you may find these useful and you’ll possibly find an occasional use for one of these useful critters. Is that useful or wot?

Without further delay, for your Saturday enjoyment, may I present;

'ARSICONS'

(_!_) A regular arse

(__!__) A fat arse

(!) A tight arse

(_*_) An arsehole

{_!_} A swishy arse

(_o_) An arse that's been around

(_x_) Kiss my arse

(_X_) Leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) A tired arse

(_E=mc2_) A smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse

The ‘quote’ below has no relevance to the above, I just find it very funny.

Quote; Bournemouth Evening Echo.

Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945. She recalled; "He'd always seemed such a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out "Heil Hitler".

2 comments:

Caratacus said...

Hi Mac, been off-line for a day or three and just peeked at your latest.

Just ruined another keyboard by doing the nose-trick with my second scotch of the evening. Thank you!

Mac said...

Sorry about your keyboard and nose. As long as you didn't spill your scotch....