The Foggy Mirror: And Then, One For The Times…

Another old one wot never seems to get old;

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do? What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife... "Hay, Rose, what was the name of that clinic we went to?"

The Foggy Mirror

3 Jun 2026

And Then, One For The Times…

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