I felt it only right that I should offer my/our profound apologies to y’all for my/our very naughtily adding to this spell of seasonal cold weather, hysterically dramatised
by the media with their scarily coloured weather maps an’ all, but we’ve been out in the climate catastrophe accelerating automobile every day. Also the unforgivable act of using the central heating and gas fire
when home. Let’s not forget the inexcusable sin of having hot showers. Best not mention the lekky blanket at this time or we’ll be getting our door kicked in at silly o’clock in the early morning, AM...
However, I see Rich-Boy Sad-sack is pledging another shed load of money ‘we’ don’t actually have to lands far, far away to help ‘em tackle the natural cooling and warming of the sun. A far
better use of pretend money rather than helping fracking all that gas under our feet so’s to keep us right here warm right now.
Regards that big climate meeting, I do hope all those private planes are only fuelled
by the passengers beliefs. Oh, they wouldn't even get off the ground would they?
Quote; Thomas Sowell.
“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.”
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