And Then, I Conclude...

   As I’m sure you’re all aware, there’s a bit o’ bother going on in a land far away. Ukranky you say? No, that new one wot’s knocked that one off the headlines.
   Now I was quietly confident I knew the name of this country but upon turning on the televisual receiving device this morning I was – not for the first time – given pause for thought as some government bod talked at length about some country called Sudarn. No, I can’t find any other reference to said country.
   Anyhoo, as it’s up there with Pakistarn, Afghanistarn and others, I’ve come to the conclusion that the kids computer game we’re all bits and bytes of, which he’s playing in another dimension, has two versions of this civilisation type game loaded and, on occasion, the two conflict and cross over.
   Or his buddy next door is playing an alternative version and is messing with the version we’re stuck in.
   Whatever, one or both of those kids, after looking at the mess they’re getting into, must surely be close to reaching for the Restart Game button by now. Bu-by.
   Before I/we go, Word Crimes again you thick? Wot? Wy knot:

   Oh, and we really need this ‘guidance’ these days? isn’t Email just mail by another name? Hello teachers... Anyone there?

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“The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian ‘pahks’ his ‘cah,’ the lost ‘r’s migrate southwest, causing a Texan to ‘warsh’ his car and invest in ‘erl wells.'”