And Then More Bribes...

   Man, they really are desperate to get those pesky young'uns punctured are they not? 
   No jab no gig. Now cheap taxi rides and cut price fast food deliveries. That would be the fast food ‘they’ don’t want folk to eat, right? Looks like another plan  that bypassed that ‘let’s think about this for a second’ phase.
   Anyhoo, there’s one plan they’ve overlooked. Why don’t they try this cunning plan?
   Setup a big tent blasting out young’uns music and ask young folk to step inside with the promise of a free joint. After a fun thirty minutes, ask/help ‘em to step into the next tent which is the puncture area with the promise of another free joint in the last tent after receiving their dose of chemi cocktail.
   That might improve uptake a tad. They could even play this old track in the last tent just so ‘they’ can say they pointed-out the folly of drug use. Possibly not quite right after ‘they’ve’ just pumped the kids full of a drug still in the trial stages...
   Once again, any civil serpents who blunder in here, this is a joke, okay? Hay! Okay?

          

Quote;  Edgar Allan Poe.

“I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.”