Made Wot? You need to ask? The lady on the midday TV news breathlessly informed me that the UK has finally overtaken Italy to become top of the Eurepean Death League. Well done everyone and a special clap of thanks to the NHS, blessed be its name, and all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice to get us right up there. Let’s not forget the families and friends they left behind but I’m sure they’re all proud of their loved ones sacrifice to ensure we were the winners.
Let’s have a super special extended happy-clappy Thursday with every town and city lit-up with their total number of deaths so we can see how every town and city contributed to this wonderous league topping total.
Okay, no rest, let’s get after that USA total...
Now we just have to do our best and try to contain our excitement until we can finally download that free government personal tracking application onto our phones. Calm down. Be still my beating heart.
Quote; Amit Ray.
“It is not over. Champions extend their limits and make things happen.”
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