Did I hear right this morning that that lock down, clamp down, keep ‘em down thingy could start to be relaxed a little come late May? And the bummer I caught? Those over seventy will be asked, instructed, to remain in isolation until autumn next year? Yeah right, that’ll work. Let’s stop beating about the bush. What we need is camps I tell ya. Big ‘retirement’ camps with large communal shower facilities and good sized barbeque pits. If the bug don’t get ya, then the bureaucrats will...
Regarding becoming a neighbourhood snitch and winning big prizes, it reminded me, again awfully late, of the song below.
This one here’s for anybody
with a neighbour that’s kind of a busybody
Hay, give it a try, you may even enjoy it. It’ll surely make you smile a while and help you forget – for a few seconds – how woefully low and poorly supported the NHS, blessed be its name, is regarding PPE.
Reminder; don’t forget to be one of the first to register with Report-a-Naughty-Elderly-Neighbour.com and claim your free front door plague sign daubing kit.
Quote; Heinrich Boll.
“Even the devil's eyes can't be as sharp as the neighbours'.”
4 comments:
Mac, I've noticed that the happy clapping is evolving exactly as I suspected it would from the beginning. It went from demented seals standing on doorsteps to "we love the clapping but a fiver would be better"
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/09/public-urged-to-raise-5m-for-nhs-staff-with-one-million-claps-appeal
And now we have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dXU-jT1j9k
But someone fixed that for them..
https://twitter.com/Balboar9/status/1250520986199502857
This is a reply to the #youclapformenow video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac3TSnGCPQo
Ripper,
Yup, give us ya' money NOW is all it's about. Don't be surprised that, in the near future, you/we see a new deduction from wages and pensions for charity protection initiatives... That would be above and beyond the massive tax hike we'll be hit with right soon.
Regards the race card, I believe ramadamadingdong will be here shortly. Lets see how that lock down of places or worship and no gatherings of more than two folk thingy holds up then.
Its scarier than you could ever imagine Mac. I'll just leave these thoughts with you, if you have the time to take it all in..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGbYHJcMbz8
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