Well, so, I’m probably way late to the table with this but all you conspiracy nutters out there – guess I have to include me, myself and I - have a listen to someone who, it would seem, is on our side.
If just one conspiracy nutter hadn’t heard that before, my job here is done...
With all the cold, doom and gloom supposedly to be visited upon us this winter, how about this. Move the most needy and vulnerable of our elderly into four star hotels for the winter for their care and protection? Warm room and three hots and a cot for the inclement weather season. It could save the NHS, blessed be its name, many, many beds and much money.
Damn! That’d be expensive. Oh, wait a moderate moment, most all hotels are now already fully booked by our newest bestest ever friends are they not? All paid for by our giving, caring government.
Wot to do? Take good care of the rubber raft roamers or our own most needy and vulnerable life time tax paying elderly? Tough call...
Addendumadodad: With reference to the above, I’ve just this second seen a new conspiracy theory, no links, suggesting that all these gimmigrants flooding into the country are, in fact, UN soldiers or some such, secretly{?} massing and preparing to combat any insurrection that might kick-off here come the bleakest of bleak mid winters. Whoa! Tinfoil back on the windows y’all! Right?
Quote; Rhod Gilbert.
"A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble."
2 comments:
Mac,
Came across something whilst randomly browsing and thought 'Mac will love this!'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIlAgfE-kM
Ripper,
Oh boy, that left me so very shocked. If I had a heart, it'd be broken...
Really, who'd a thought things would turn out like that, eh?
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