14 Jun 2022

And Then A Free Offer...

   My little nest of vipers and I are not great ones for holidays, we see all we want to via days out and anyway, when you’ve spent your life visiting, working in and living in a couple of a huge number of the planets countries, a week in Skegness isn’t one of the more exciting prospects to add to the must do list. However, my little nest of vipers pointed out the fact there’s a free offer presently available.
   I did a search on the Wibbly Wobbly Web and the destination in question seems quite pleasant and it’s a long time since I’ve visited that continent and our government are offering free flights and accommodation.
   This is, of course, Rwanda. Whoa!! I here you gasp; that’s a one-way trip! So we’re told. However, it seems that, unmentioned by the media, after a little more digging, upon approaching the end of your chosen stay period, all you need to do is report to the local authorities and declare you have a severe, incurable mental problem and you’ll get a free flight back to Blighty.
   On the other hand, stay there or come back here? The way things are ‘progressing’ here, very soon it’ll be hard to spot the difference. And if ever more Brits take-up the offer of free flights and choose to stay over there, well...

Quote;  Michael LeRoux.

“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”

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