Ran into this video via a comment on Going Postal which was dead lucky as nobody reads the comments. It’s one of they Twatter thingies so you’ll need to click the blue link below. Well worth a little of your time, especially as, over here, you can now get your five year olds pumped up with the experimental chemi cocktail. Tread carefully.
This is the blue bit I mentioned earlier.
Well, what do you think then? Me? Obviously a complete and utter conspiracy nutter… Thankfully, it seems similar aren’t allowed anywhere near a microphone or camera here. If only, eh?
Let’s end with a bit of nostalgia, for me, with a clip I put together a long time ago and just found tucked away and uploaded.
Rolling back to sea? I doubt there’s much call for seventy five year old jollyhatrics offshore…
Okay, a double end. Another memory jog via Ripper. Very apt as I wage war with bully boy Bill
Dr Seuss.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your DVD abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your CD's getting sloppy on the disc,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly now, turn off the computer and go and tell your mom!
Quote; George Carlin.
“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
2 comments:
Will there ever be nostalgia and romance music about the off shore wind turbines, and the abandoned rusting pillars? Even in their deaths they will be a burden to the taxpayer. Will the migrating birds, fish and sea mammals ever return to their old routes?
Doonhamer,
Unlikely, and if one - just one - does come along, it'll be a dirge. And the land windmills will leave behind tons of concrete from ground level down. What a bloody zoo it all is.
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