And Then, It’s Summertime...

   Clocks done but I’m full sure it’ll make little to no difference to my time accelerating pill poppin’ dispenser nor the little time I win back by watching the micro wave count down.
   Not much to type today as we were out enjoying the summer as it’s forecast to get cold again next week. Bloody global warming eh?
   In other ‘news’ I see that bumbling jolly Jo has made a speech{?} wot had to be hastily corrected by his carers in the off-White House and, even more dramatic, it’s been confirmed{?} that one in every sixteen of us here in the UK now has co-co. 
  Thank heavens only something like one in every sixteen of us declined the experimental chemi cocktail eh?
   Hay, wait a minute... Yup, a further shot will be offered to some six hundred thousand folk right soon. Or as the NHS, blessed be its name, site puts it, …start inviting eligible people to come forward for their life-saving {my heavy} Spring booster jabs. One can only assume Savage Jabbit and his crew don’t have access to all the documented adverse reactions to the chemi cocktail like wot we do down here.
   Unless… Is it not a tad spooky that a booster for the elderly rolls out at the same time as a bit of a boost to the state pension? Died of a heart attack you say? How old? Okay, no need for further investigation then. But that’s just fully foil clad conspiracy nuttery.
   Oh, come friendly asteroid and let’s give the cockroaches another shot at it.
   Anyhoo, seems as good a time as any to play this Christmas number again.
      To end on a lighter note, Doonhamer left a comment to the last post relating to the quote which is well worth an up-front feature. Love it;
You don't hear many marching songs now either. Or rugby songs.  But the catalogue of HR Department anthems is swelling. As is appropriate. Heave ho, and up she, zie, zir, they, rises.
Oh Shenandoah, I long to see you, but in an entirely mutually consensual manner.

Quote; Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

“Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.”