...this morning AM of the o’clock was all about kids going back to school with the ‘instruction’ to muzzle-up so they had some fellow with the unlikely name of, what sounded to me like, Not-him Za-hahaha-wi.
Now this fellow has to take the early weekly prize for a record breaking number, to date, of ‘well’-ings, ‘umm’-ings, ‘so’-ings and ‘err’-ings used in every sentence he uttered. And he’s in charge of the countries education? I guess this, like, answers the question as to why so many kids, like, leave school and university totally like, terrified of punctuation and capitalisation.
Now back to the studio where our ‘news’ host will present you with some really, really big scary co-co numbers totally devoid of any meaningful context.
Finally, if you work in the public sector, please don’t forget – yea, right - to do one of they co-co Literally Foolish Tests before you leave home and, assuming you manage to wangle a positive result, reward yourself with a further ten{?} days of seasonal holiday; to be known officially as isolating. Only kidding; folk wouldn’t do that would they. Would they? Oh...
Wot the hay, I believe it’s vegan month so let’s go out with Cows With Guns. Again.
Quote; Dennis Miller.
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Phyllis Diller.
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up."
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Mac, when I went back after early retirement, the very reason they wanted me was because the welders (and others too) were taking it in shifts to test positive and isolate on full pay. It became so bad that mobile phones (and hence the track/trace app) got banned during working hours. The lowest point was 51 welders isolating from 115. The half of the shop floor management that weren't isolating were tearing their hair out.
Love your take on the news, one of the funniest ones I ever heard was back in 1970. I wonder if you remember Oregon's exploding whale and how you would report it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34
Mac,
I have a similar quote to Phylis Diller's, from a male perspective.
"We start our life by falling out of a ****, then spend the rest of it trying to get back in"
Then there's my father's..
"We leave this Earth in the same way as we entered - no hair, no teeth and p***ing and sh***ing ourselves".
Ripper,
And that's going to be so true every where is it not?
As for the whale, thanks and no, I don't remember that at all. Some good thinking went into that did it not?
Regards the quotes, now the first I do know and I'd rather not think about your dads as time rushes by...
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