Well, so, err, Mr Bojangles has told me, and quite possibly you, that we must get the booster as it’s wot Jesus would’ve wanted. Don’t forget you can get the shot tomorrow; it’s on festive special offer and called a jingly jab... They have no shame it seems.
Just a quick recap. In the beginning, give the elderly and vulnerable a shot of this experimental chemi cocktail and all will be well. Shortly thereafter, err, okay, all adults then. Whoa, looks like two shots needed and let’s get kids dosed while we’ve got ‘em all scared. You know wot? They’re ready to believe a booster’s needed. Hay, bummer, looks like the booster don’t work too well after, I forget, ten months is it? Weeks? Days? Hours? Fear not, here comes the super booster. Not clear, at this time, how many shots of this will be required...
None of this can be right of course, as never ending doses of this chemi cocktail was only foretold by utter conspiracy nutters way back when, right? Oh, how you laughed.
Anyhoo, I’ll leave y’all this Christmas Eve with a festive clip the link to which was provided by Rick. Thanks buddy.
Note: If you’re a believer and a confirmed and dedicated pincushion, give it a miss.
Quote; Mark Twain.
“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.”
6 comments:
"Well, so, err, Mr Bojangles has told me, and quite possibly you, that we must get the booster as it’s wot Jesus would’ve wanted."
Ha ha - I do like your sense of humour. Merry Christmas Mac.
A K Haart,
And very best wishes to you and yours my friend.
Whatever 'they' come banging on my door for, I'll never let 'em take away my sense of humour.
Mac, I for one would be nowhere without the almost daily smile that you provide. Keep on doing what you do.
Ripper,
Your too kind. And I think I like it...
Have a good one buddy and enjoy your retirement.
All the very best my mate.
We wish you a very festive several days.
Thanks for all the entertainment and analysis.
Nil carborundum illegitimi.
Rick
Rick,
Back at ya my friend and thank you for your contributions.
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