And Then, Evolution...

Firstly, following on from a Ripper comment wherein Look-at-Media was sort of referred to, I’m just this moment in receipt of a card the front of which may help some of you with wot’s become, over the past year, a frontline, under pressure workers pastime;
Twerk; /twa:k/ noun: Where folk from Yorkshire
go Monday t’ Friday.

Ear worm anyone? linked by Rick. WARNING; watching this video may contravene governmental guidance regards wot we can watch and how we must think.

          

Anyhoo, having listened to our betters latest outpourings regards this virus thingy, digested said pronouncements then throwing them up, I paused for thought – yeah, I know – and came up with this.

Here we are, us humans, after evolving, they say, from a microscopic organism that travelled to here via meteor and survived  the crash. Miraculously evolved a tad in the oceans, then finally crawled onto dry land and progressed from there to hear over many millions of years.

Now, our betters would have us believe, going by their ‘expert’ guidance as to wot this virus is capable of, that they’re convinced this completely new bug, in the space of a year, has evolved into a species that can differentiate the elderly from the young, understands the basics of the metric system in relation to humans being close or apart, can count up to six even without fingers, is fully onboard with the concept of bubbles and our family structure and knows instinctively how many different families are in a bubble and when to strike. It seems it’s also, quickly, figured out our licensing laws and is now fully conversant with opening time vs closing time. It’s also, like, a miracle of evolution that, in a ridiculously short space of evolutionary time, that it’s grasped the concept of Christmas as being a holiday and will kickback a-while.

At this rate of evolution, it can only be a matter of months – nay, weeks - now before this bug will be walking amongst us. Then wot will it want? A take-over?  A life on benefits?

        

Quote;  Toba Bet.

“There are places on planet earth, where common sense doesn't apply.”