28 May 2016

And Then A Few Views...

Way down in John Redwoods latest post relating to the EU refer-do-dad, is a comment relating to the dire Leave campaign. Unlike the other day, I can relate to this commenters ‘name’ but he/she needs to brush up on that punctuation stuff and the use of capitals. We all know capitalisation is very important and can mean the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack… Anyhoo, here’s the comment by never stop trying:
brexit the movie 672k views.
Kashmir Led Z 14 million views
aren’t there any marketing men out there

Good point but got me thinking about the old duck walking into a bar joke and how I found the little peoples version set to music and mentioned at the time how many views it’d had and after reading the above comment shot off to see how the number of views was shaping up.

Okay, it’s been ‘out there’ since 2009 but 214,405,250 views? Stands back in amazement.

Back to the Leave campaign, or lack thereof. I’m starting to lean towards the idea mentioned all over the place out there that they are, in fact, Trojans. Pardon? No, not those thingies; horses. Damn! We’re back to Uncle Jack.

Quote;  Lynne Truss.

“A panda walks into a cafĂ©. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”


Ripper said...

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Aha!! So THAT's why all my girlfriends call me Panda...

Mac said...

oNly two !!HAPPY!! too help with these imphomatuns. rEmemba 2 vote Leaf,.