May your new year be as happy as the forces ranged against all of us allow it to be. Hay, let’s start fighting back and the best way to do that is to laugh at ‘em.
With laughing to the fore, many thanks to Ripper, over there in the comments, who recommended Darth Meerkat. Go take a look but be warned, you may be there a while…..
I didn’t get far before I had the urge….. What? Good heavens, no; let me finish… the urge to loan a tale so did that copy/pasty thingy which resulted in the sample below to show what the site has to offer;
Porridge
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.
He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.
The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
See? You’re laughing already!
Quote; James Agate.
“New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
2 comments:
Ha ha - Darth Meerkat is a good site. Pity he doesn't post more often.
Yup, some gems in there to be sure.
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