9 Dec 2014

And Then Advice For Older Drivers….

As the holiday season is all but upon us and with safe driving being highlighted in all the media, I thought I’d post this old puzzle to help those of an age for whom driving is slowly{?} becoming more of a challenge than an enjoyment.

You are driving along and to your immediate left is a vertical drop to the ground far below. To your immediate right is a fire engine.

In front of you are some panicky galloping pigs that neither you or the fire engine can overtake. Behind you is a police helicopter flying at close to ground level. You’re boxed in on three sides and being forced to travel far too fast for your comfort and getting close to panic thinking of the sheer drop to your left.

How do you extricate yourself from this perilous situation?

Get off the kids merry-go-round; you're pi**ed.

Quote;  Jarod Kintz.

“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy. ”

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