Farewell Leslie Nielsen.
Thank you for all the fun and so many laughs.
Quotes;
Thank you for all the fun and so many laughs.
Quotes;
The one serious conviction a man should have is that nothing should be taken too seriously. Samuel Butler.
Stuff About Me
Older than I look in the picture
Quote Stuff
As It Was...
Remove unwanted/unused apps that come bundled with Windows 10
Stuff You May Like. My eclectic collection.
Pick A Tune:
In The Beginning
Here's To It
Cranky Old Man
Too Old To Rock n Roll?
Vini Vici & Asterix
Deep Down
The Lunatics?
Frontier
The Gates
Man Of Constant Sorrow
Ghost Riders
16 Tons
Vini Vici
Rose Tattoo
Coming Back To Life
Glitter & Gold
Enjoy The Ride
Racist
Dirty
PPAP
Jesse's Theme
Blue Man Group
Give A Little Love
Kelly Watch The Stars
Judy Teen
Hedgehog Song
Double Dutch
Alagria
Under Ladders
Forecast
Mummers Dance
Whole Wide World
Road To Nowhere
Once In A Lifetime
Comfortably Numb
All For One
End of the Line
Waiting for a Train
Handle Me With Care
Psalm
Don’t Go
Last Planet
Laibach: JC Superstar
Rastaman
Attention
Irish Party
Irish Drinking
Life Gets Tedious
Started Out With Nothing
It’s A Long Way
Home
No Hopers
Hell Broke Luce
Rise
Scooter
Django
Sit Down
Seven Seas
You Win Again
Double Barrel
Time is Tight
Monkey Spanner
The Liquidator
Got To Go Now
Dream About Me
MMM MMM
The Psychic
Cold, Cold, Cold
Winter Hymnal
Xmas at Sea
Revels
Mr Mastodon Farm
Haze of Love
Living on the Ceiling
Safety Dance
Pop Goes The World
Rock Legends
The Forecast Calls For Rain
Don’t Be Afraid
Prayer For You
So Young
Going to California
Hay What can I Do
Water Boys
Wellerman
Mari-Mac
Keep The Streets Empty
Devil In The Beat
Evaporation
The Big Hush
If I Had A Heart
You Want It Darker
Closing Time
Rednex vs Psy
Rock-n-Roll Train
Starlight
Breezer
Day Trip To Bangor
Old Time Training
Remember Me
10 Thousand Miles
Let Her Go Down
Edmond Fitsgerald
Stormy Weather
That Sinking Feeling
Best Pub
Drop Some Drums
It Just Won’t Do
Fast Food
Cigareets & Whuskey
Mr Shane
On The Downbeat
Chambermaid Swing
Booty Swing
Rock It For Me
Dramaphone
Mingulay
Another Log On The Fire
Country Boys
The Conversation
Out of Jail
Hank Done It This Way
Cut You Down
Simple Man
Southern Comfort
I Won’t Back Down
My Neighbors
Sparxxx
Honky Tonkin
Redneck Rich
Workin’
Oilmen
Up She Rises
Roughneck
Rodriguez
Inner City Blues
Milky Way
Candle of Life
The Word Om
Five Miles Out
Your Wildest Dreams
Lilly Was Here
Seven
Smooth
La Femme D'Argent
Moon Safari
Deep Cafe’
Posin'
Return To Innocence
Cows With Guns
Reading The News
Big Bus
Big Bus Safety
Cheap Flights
Peanut
Peanut & Jose
Encabulator
Safety Nut
Movement to Music
Gym
3 Daughters
Chew Bubble Gum
Blind Date
Word Crimes
Bobby Brown
Hay Nonny
Drunk Scotsman
Bugsy
Alan!Alan!
In The Jungle
Our Village
Illuminati Polka
I’ll Be Gone
Cheerio
The Bones Of The Sea
Retirement
Isn't It Grand Boys
Liff
Propper Blog Stuff. WARNING! Some of these blogs may contain strong language and flashing images.
Previous Stuff
The Best Jokes?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do? What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife... "Hay, Rose, what was the name of that clinic we went to?"
The other guy takes out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do? What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
___________________________________________
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife... "Hay, Rose, what was the name of that clinic we went to?"
2 comments:
Good old Leslie - he used to crack me up, especially with THAT little machine he had....
"I have a fart machine that I usually bring with me. I was at a bar once, going down toward the john, and these two guys were in a confrontation and things were getting a little dicey. As I got in between the two of them, I said, "Where's the john? Is it straight back there?" Fffffhpppppffffft. Well, these guys look at each other and then look at me, and they both start laughing. Fight was over".
The best is gone.
A sad day.
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