And Then Aother Repeat…

   I see an old idea from above has resurfaced. And that would be the idea that kids should run every day to tackle obesity. Now there’s a school near us and, as I’ve typed before, chubby kids are very phew and far between. Mummies on the other hand...
   Anyhoo, it reminded me of yet another old post wot I repeat here. Bear in mind how many schools there are throughout the land and wot the result could be:
   It seems there’s this thing being put about that all school kids should run a mile a day owing to them being obese. I have what I believe would be a far better idea and if you live anywhere near a school I do believe you’ll be in favour.
   Sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin. On a daily class by class rotor, arm the little treasures with a bag and send them out, rain or shine, collecting litter along the streets neighbouring their school for a couple of hours. Say wot? Give them one of they grabby, picky-up stick thingies? Absolutely not. Make ‘em walk, stop, bend, straighten up, walk, stop, bend...
   This would achieve many important aims. It’d go towards keeping ‘em fit, clean the neighbourhood – hell, most of the litter was dropped by the little treasures in the first place – and thus instil a little civic respect and pride into their iPhone shaped heads.
   As an added plus, council street cleaners could concentrate resources to other, high traffic areas.
   No, it’s not just kids that drop litter but adopt the above idea and as the little dears grow-up and leave school, they will fully understand, respect and automatically obey the simple ‘rule’ of using the many provided trash cans or to take their trash home. JD.
   Let’s finish with an old choon. How to play a double bass...

Quote; Joey Adams.

“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

And Then An Old One…

      ...copied from I remember not where a long time ago. Yup, I repeat myself.
   Dr. Laure Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura.

Dear Dr. Laura,
   Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
   When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
   I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
   I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
   Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
   I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
   A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
   Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
   Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
   I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
   My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
   I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

Quote; Dave Barry.

“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”

And Then It’s Been A While…

   And why would that be? Well, so, the desire to, like, spend afternoons tapping out stuff on this here tap-top has moved into the things wot are not important at the moment. Anyhoo, how could anything I type here compete with the total bedlam out there?
   Fear not, if something finds a way into this old head I’ll be sure to post it here but for now I’ll leave you with the new national anthem. Bu-by for a while longer...

Quote; Helen Keller.

“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.”