...was left a little bit after a while ago regards moving our population by Andy 5759;
“Oh Mac, that made me laugh. I've often fantasised about such a scenario. The only drawback would be exchanging the slugs here eating my seedlings for the elephants trampling everything over there.
We can dream but in the end we have to live the lives we've got in the place we have. Until we ent got either.”
May I humbly reply right here.
No problems there. With our unrestricted entrepreneurial freedoms, those that produce slug repellents will, in no time at all, have developed an heffalump repellent to be scattered
round our new villages, towns and places of work.
Long term, the elephants will be gradually rounded up and shipped-out, monthly, to be landed on a beach near Dover with notes tagged to their feet claiming refugee
asylum seeker status as they’re escaping from mistreatment in their home country. Send ‘em back? Where? Ha! Sorry, no documentation.
That should make the new natives - no pun intended - of the UK feel more
at home while giving them a taste of what it’s like coping with big numbers of big gimmigrants and finding them some place to live and eat. Get out o’ that one then.Oh, when visa given they can demand their families are allowed to join ‘em, right?
This, of course, would apply to anything considered to be detrimental to our wellbeing or safety in our new home. Job done so let's party hearty...
Quote; Ivan Illich.
“Tools can rule men sooner than they expect; the plow makes man the lord of the garden but also the refugee from the dust bowl.”
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