And Then A Stopper…

   And that would be a bit ‘o grammar. I’m not all that bad at stringing words together and I’m even not that shabby with punctuation. However there’s a couple of things that always give me paws - or is it pause? - for thought.
   And that would be? Loose and lose and to or too; no, no problem with two.
   And that jogged this old head and brought - bought? - to the fore this old thingy, “How many pedantic grammar police does it take to change a light bulb? Too.”
   Anyhoo, back to the ‘news’. It seems Mr Mirage came out the winner on last nights party political shooting match. So ever closer to voting date when, I feel sure, we’ll all be in the ring of fire.

 Adendumadodad; I know, never start a sentence with 'and', right? Is 'Anyhoo' okay?

Quote; Orson Scott Card.

“If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.”